"Percy! We have some good news and some bad news. Last night a bear came in and destroyed the entire Joseph costume, but the good news is you are are the same size as Cyndi who just did Funny Girl for us. You can just wear the Fanny Brice wig and costume."
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA That incredibly accurate caption though
People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
so does this make me a fucked up individual or